I know all this political correct crap...anyhow here ya go
The Polish Divorce  
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. 
Although his English was far from perfect,   they got along very well. 
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office  
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. 
The lawyer said that getting a divorce   would depend on the circumstances,  
and asked him the following questions: 
Have you any grounds? 
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. 
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? 
It made of concrete. 
I don't think you understand.  
Does either of you have a real grudge? 
No, we have carport, and not need one. 
I mean what are your relations like? 
All my relations still in Poland   . 
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? 
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. 
Does your wife beat you up? 
No, I always up before her. 
Is your wife a nagger? 
No, she white. 
Why do you want this divorce? 
She going to kill me. 
What makes you think that? 
I got proof. 
What kind of proof?  
She going to poison me.    
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.   I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish   Remover~~~






